Since I Have Over 100,000 Songs, It Would Be Safe To Say I Like All Music..

All Kind Of Movies, Especially Horror...

Trailer Park Boys, Family Guy, All Kinds... So IF There Something Good On The Tube.. I'll Be Watching It...

Why Read A Book When I Can Watch The Movie... (( LOL ))

Hockey & Football... Did I Mention Hockey & Football.... Oh Yeah... NEW JERSEY DEVILS RULE... All Other Teams Suck..

Computers, Music, Romance, Cuddling, Fire Pits, Movies, Fishing, Relaxing, Camping, Sports, Poetry & My Pets

Was I Suppose To Have Some.. (( LOL ))

All Of Me... (( LOL ))

Rawks = Rocks, Which means, I love music, all kinds. especially romantic ones. So Lets Rawk Together. (lol). Now that we have that all straightened out. I'm a down to earth, relaxed person. Hmmm calm with an attitude would be the right words. I love sports, computers.. (since I own my own computer business), camping, fishing, talking, music. The list goes on and on. Ahhhhhh.. now romance, i love it.. cuddling, holding hands, slow dancing and swaying together under the stars and moon on a clear night with that special someone that you always wanted to be with. (oh yeah.. and the list can go on and on..) Sounds like that song.. On and on.. (LOL) anyways. For women who keep asking me these two questions.. "Have you ever been married or have any kids?" No to both.. Which means.. I HAVE NO EXTRA BAGGAGE.. NONE.. (LOL) I like a woman that knows what she wants and knows how to get it. If you have a attitude and a sense of .. HA HA.. then thats even better cause i have one too. You have to be honest, trustworthy and loyal. Pretty simple huh? NO GAME PLAYERS PLEASE.. (well unless its on the Xbox 360.. board games.. or cards) (LOL)...... IF THIS SPARKED YOUR INTEREST... CONTACT ME...

No Whackjobs, Nutbars Or Stalkers... Anything Half Normal or Semi Normal For That Matter... Will Do Me Just Fine...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt. That last paragraph.. is for all the people that like every word spelled correctly.. ! So ya see even if we all spelled everything wrong you could still understand it... (( NOW PISS OFF!!! ))

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About My Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, They don't argue, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Love is like a lump of gold Hard to get, Hard to hold I do believe that god above Created you for me to love I had a heart that once was true But now its gone from me to you Do take good care of it as I have done For you have two and I have none When I get to heaven and you're not there I'll wait for you by the golden stairs And if you're not there by Judgement day I'll know you've gone the other way So I'll trade my wings And other precious things And just to prove my love is true I'd go to hell to be with you

Oh.. and one more thing... (( THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT!!! )) Make sure you resemble the picture that you have on your profile... I mean surprises are one thing... (( BUT BEING DOWNRIGHT SHOCKED IS ANOTHER ))

I HAVE MY WEED WHACKER 3800 SPECIAL EDITION... BECAUSE THE WEEDS CAN GET PRETTY THICK.. (( IN OTHER WORDS )) SOME PEOPLE ON HERE ARE JUST WHACKED... THUS THE WEED WHACKER.. NEED I SAY MORE???... NAAAAAAAAAAA..

First Date.. No Pressure.. Whatever we decide... Just Make Sure You Bring Your Resume With Ya .... and...... UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..... (( OH YEAH )) Your Personal ID.... (( Including Birth Certificate )) Drivers License And Registration (( Don't Ask Why??? )) Criminal Records.. Health Records... (( Including Shots Last Taken )) Divorce Papers... And anything else that would be appropriate for our first meeting...... (( LOL )) Oh.. and one more thing... (( THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT!!! )) Make sure you resemble the picture that you have in your profile... I mean surprises are one thing... (( BUT BEING DOWNRIGHT SHOCKED IS ANOTHER )) THINGS NOT TO BRING.... I REPEAT..... THINGS NOT TO BRING!!! Handcuffs (( Easy To Explain...Its A Simple Story )) Ex's Old BF's Stockers Your Mother Or Father (( OR ANY FAMILY MEMBERS )) Friends Police... Cops .. (( YA KNOW.... THE BOYS IN BLUE WITH THOSE LITTLE RED AND BLUE FLASHERS ON THERE CARS )) Gun's Knives Actually ... NO WEAPONS OF ANYKIND... (( OK )) Or anything else that stand on two legs.. (( Except yourself... )) I do Have My "" APPROVED ** and ** REJECTED ** Stamp with me.. (( HOWS THAT FOR NO PRESSURE? ))

OMG. ( This is a good one ). If you put single in your profile, make sure that you are totally single and don't have ex's, stalkers, family members or control freaks, that are still controling your life, if you have, get rid of them first before you contact me. ( LOL )